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EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE! - Legalize Zombie Marriage; the government has no right to tell you who can and can't marry just because you're dead.

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:54 am
While there's going to be abuse of all things in life, as humans are naturally somewhat greedy and subversive, it exists in all areas of the spectrum, rich, poor, individual, corporation, democrat, republican, etc.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:52 am
That's why I always suggest investing in a cudgel, they require no ammunition, but have a bit higher physical ability requirement.
Cannabal - March 7, 2013, 7:30 am
This is the real reason the gov'ment wants my guns: to allow the zombie menace to grow and take my brain! Not in my backyard!
JGalt - March 7, 2013, 6:34 am
They can't tell you that you can't vote for Democrats either, if you are dead, nor that you can't vote multiple times if you are dead, nor can you not collect and cash welfare checks!

Drug cartels -

LEGALIZE IT - Drugs, Gay marriage, abortion. In four generations there won’t be any more democrats.

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Legal Marihuana -

MEDICAL MARIJUANA - Legalize it Inspect it Tax it


Follow the Drug Money -

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Cannabal - April 24, 2016, 8:43 pm
The Presidency has administrative authority, which gives it the right to determine "in good faith" the execution of federal or national law in the United States, as well the authority to DISMANTLE the DEA as a section of the DOJ.
Cyberhagen - April 24, 2016, 6:14 pm
I agree with you there. Laws are always restrictive by nature, by default (no law) everything is allowed. The more laws that are passed, the less freedom you generally have, unless a secondary law repeals part of a preceding law.
Cyberhagen - April 24, 2016, 6:12 pm
Even IF the DEA moves it from Schedule 1 to Schedule 2, (and it's still a big "if", I think they're still too uptight to go through with it) that's still extremely restrictive. What's the POTUS got to do with that?
Cannabal - April 24, 2016, 1:13 pm
And Sanders, unlike Obama, is the most likely to deprioritize enforcement of the CSA law because it is unconstitutional, much like the 18th Amendment that preceded it during the 1920's. But Congress really should start repealing laws for a change.
Cannabal - April 24, 2016, 1:10 pm
And yet strangely, it's the DEA that will decide the rescheduling of Cannabis (marijuana) this summer as opposed to the FDA, and only because of the patented medical properties of Cannabis make Schedule I designation thoroughly ILLEGAL.
Cyberhagen - April 24, 2016, 12:51 pm
Neither he nor any other candidate can do that without approval of congress. So "he" personally won't end it, he wouldn't have the power even if he won the election. He can only advocate for it and do what's within his legal power.

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Cannabal - April 24, 2016, 1:15 pm
The only way to know for sure is to examine the pipe of George Washington himself, and keep in mind, the medicinal properties of Cannabis have been documented for centuries, even in Europe. The Founding Fathers were known to party if you know what I mean.
Cyberhagen - April 24, 2016, 12:59 pm
They grew "hemp" for rope and other industrial uses. That particular strain has very little THC, but mostly CBD; it was bred for strong fibers. There's no evidence to support them wanting to use it recreationally or medicinally.